Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

[Tail_Gunner]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

Steady as she goes

 

[Huron Angler]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

"Sea Note" is a great one

Hostile Wakeover

Shares on the Float

Long-term Asset

Buoy Low, Sell High

Bouy and Hold

Safe Haven

Oracle of the Ocean

Donzi Scheme(if it is a Donzi)

I/O Ratio

Hedge Fun(copied from Mutual Fun)

Risk vs Reward

Nasdock

Standard and Poles 500

No Bailout

Market Holiday

Bow Rally(ya know like Dow rally?)

Floating Rate of Return

Wash Sale

 

[fishrdan]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

"Mutual Fun"

How about;

Mutual on the Bounty

OK not so good,,,



How's about this one

YOUR RETIREMENT FUND

Better?

 

[Jack Shellac]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

From back in the boom times when developers first use of invested money was to buy a yacht : "First Draw". Or maybe not. Since boats have female names and you're a financial guy, how about "Our Lady of the Perpetual Audit". I know you're appreciating all the help you're getting.

 

[Old & In the way]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor



DONALD BUCK

 

[cgd7777777]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

To bad the OxyClean guy died he would come up with a name and a pitch for your boat

how about
DOUBLE UR CASH II

 

[tmh]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

OK, thanks for ALL the ideas! Not sure I have one I really like though...maybe I'll change professions, might be easier.

 

[mmccoy555]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

Investigator

 

[Bifflefan]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

I got nothin.

I did see one that made me laugh once.

4DKCME

probably a dentist.

 

[Rocky_Road]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

Given the current times:

"BAIL, OR BAILOUT"

 

[This_lil_fishy]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

Negative Investment

 

[Les Robb]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

Well I read them all and if it was a vote for best, my choice would be EzMobee ( Mutual Fun )

But their are a lot of really good names posted and maybe to get the message across you could go with ( Mutual Fun------d )

Good luck and post a pic of your boat after you have the christening.

 

[WAVENBYE2]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

"Up & Ready" "Great Returns'" "Happy Returns'"

 

[ftl900]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

CASH TALKS

or maybe

TAX SHELTER

 

[Expidia]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

How about, ?I?m not Bernard Madoff.?

We were both thinking along the same lines . . . as soon as I read the first post I said to myself . . .

How about . . .

WASMADOFF'S . . . . .

or

CASHISKING

or

KNOTTINSTOCKSANYMORE

 

[grego]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

MAKIN BACON, Co.name added. / UTOO, "you too can have toys. co. name. /OPPORTUNITY, co. name added. or LIE TO ME!/ maybe /SCREWED YOU . or /YOU CAN AFFORD IT. or even /BEST BUY. Maybe a little harsh.

 

[sickwilly]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

Why mix business with pleasure?

 

[Jeep Man]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

When I saw your thread title, "EASY MONEY" came into my head, but after reading the thread, "MAXIMUM DEDUCTION" seemed like the obvious name.
Please let us know what name you decide on.

 

[WAVENBYE2]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

"Show Me The Money" or "Sink or Swim"

 

[MrMyOpinion]

Re: Never thought I'd ask - help with boat name for Financial Advisor

How About:


MegaLo$er

Sinking Your Savings

Investing With Me is Only Risky For You

MegaLo$er II (in case you already have a boat named MegaLo$er)

Bath Tub

I'm Living Your Hopes and Dreams

MegaLo$er$ (in case you want to make your clients feel included)


Has anybody mentioned "Show Me The Money"