New DUI Test

Haut Medoc

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You mean like Bill Clinton's brain in 'Duh'bya's body? d:)
 

stevieray

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That's gotta be a put on - the parking lot is full of straight lines to walk. I was waiting for the tape to recoil & get the guy night in the ruts!
:p
 

QC

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Haut said:
You mean like Bill Clinton's brain in 'Duh'bya's body? d:)

What skirt does that chase? :confused:
 

QC

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I was using skirt as a derogatory/sexist term for a woman i.e. dame, chick, babe. My humor's a little too much about quantity . . . Throw it out there, see if it sticks. This one didn't. Ya know, if it has Bubba's brain and Dubya's body, what kind of women would it attempt to exploit, harass, date . . . chase. Like I said, didn't stick. Is this +o( embarassed, or this :$ ?
 

stevieray

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QC - If no one else did, at least I got your joke - just didn't think it was that funny.

+o( is better for sick or puking or even jealous.

I would use :$ for embarassed or sunburned.....but that's just me.
 

QC

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Like I said quantity not quality . . . Got it, green as in seasick, thanks. The previous emoticons were clearer as their intention was obvious . . . :embarassed: :confused: and my personal, sarcastic fav :rolleyes: often at myself . . .
 

waterinthefuel

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Oh god with Billy's Clintions head in Bush's body I think Bush would be nailing his own daughters!
 

jtexas

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QC said:
I was using skirt as a derogatory/sexist term for a woman i.e. dame, chick, babe. My humor's a little too much about quantity . . . Throw it out there, see if it sticks. This one didn't. Ya know, if it has Bubba's brain and Dubya's body, what kind of women would it attempt to exploit, harass, date . . . chase. Like I said, didn't stick. Is this +o( embarassed, or this :$ ?

why you makin me splain this? I got it, alls I'm sayin is, we talkin bout Bubba - so the heck difference do it make which skirt...skirt is a skirt is a skirt...
 

QC

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Dang it, dang it, dang it. Now that you got me to look again, it's obvious what you intended. Dang it all. What an idiot (me) :$
 

bassman284

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Haut said:
You mean like Bill Clinton's brain in 'Duh'bya's body? d:)
I'm guessing Duh'bya's body would slam Clinton's brain right to its knees.
 

18rabbit

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Haut said:
He injured himself while following the officer's directions while in presumptive custody........
Lawsuit!
& the cop should be repremanded or better yet fired.....

Not just injured, but needlessly injured possibly for entertainment purposes.

Yup, that cop definitely isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He has the guy standing on a perfectly good line, so that he (the cop) can make another line with tape. They were in a parking lot. There are straight lines painted everywhere around them. Why does he need to make another line? Answer: that cop was attempting to use the video to impress someone that was not at the scene, maybe to show how really drunk the guy was.
 
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