New weight loss program

Tyme2fish

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Hurray, I've lost 10 pounds in the last 10 days. The secret?

1. Eat your own cooking. If it's as bad as mine is, you'll loose weight.

2. Perform all the housework such as cleaning,cooking,dishes,laundry,dog walking,yard work,etc.and etc.

3. Act on every little whim that your spouse requests. "Honey, can you get me another cup of coffee?
" No problem my sweet dear."

I'll never,ever again take what my wife does for granted.
 

kenmyfam

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Re: New weight loss program

You need to sell your "secret" publicly as a weight loss program. You know it works !!! :D
 

nwcove

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Re: New weight loss program

You need to sell your "secret" publicly as a weight loss program. You know it works !!! :D

if the op goes public with this, he will get a visit from those guys in black suits and dark sunglasses! :eek:
 

nlain

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Re: New weight loss program

Yeah! All of the wives will look at the men and say, "He does it now you do it." That will stir up a lot of bad feelings. :D
 

coastalrichard

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Re: New weight loss program

C'mon folks...let's not forget...what starts on iboats...stays on iboats...let's not get carried away with Tyme's good fortune:eek:
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: New weight loss program

These guys showed up on my porch this morning but I hid and didn't open the door. Should I be worried?

I sliced up some read and green peppers and a large onion and sauteed them in preparation for this evening's meal. See, I actually know what the word "sauteed" means!!:D I then cooked up some sweet Italian Sausage and let the pepper/onion mixture meld and flavor the sausages. The sausages were placed on buns and served along side some Mexican style Rice-A-Roni. I very well may gain back my previous weight loss.:redface:
 

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rbh

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Re: New weight loss program

If you and the wife were going out to a restaraunt for a fair to good meal, what would you order, greek, italian, chinese, ETC??
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: New weight loss program

If you and the wife were going out to a restaraunt for a fair to good meal, what would you order, greek, italian, chinese, ETC??

We seldom dine out. When we do, I prefer a good steak.
 

kenmyfam

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Re: New weight loss program

These guys showed up on my porch this morning but I hid and didn't open the door. Should I be worried?

I sliced up some read and green peppers and a large onion and sauteed them in preparation for this evening's meal. See, I actually know what the word "sauteed" means!!:D I then cooked up some sweet Italian Sausage and let the pepper/onion mixture meld and flavor the sausages. The sausages were placed on buns and served along side some Mexican style Rice-A-Roni. I very well may gain back my previous weight loss.:redface:

So now you have a weight gain program as well !!!!
 

nwcove

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Re: New weight loss program

These guys showed up on my porch this morning but I hid and didn't open the door. Should I be worried?

I sliced up some read and green peppers and a large onion and sauteed them in preparation for this evening's meal. See, I actually know what the word "sauteed" means!!:D I then cooked up some sweet Italian Sausage and let the pepper/onion mixture meld and flavor the sausages. The sausages were placed on buns and served along side some Mexican style Rice-A-Roni. I very well may gain back my previous weight loss.:redface:

yep, thems the guys!! :eek:
 
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