Recently heard of a couple that had been married for 80 years. That alone is unusual, but this couple had never, in the entire 80 years, had any arguments. When a reporter asked how they had accomplished this phenomenal acheivment the man responded. "I don't know, but when we got married there was no cars and on the way home from the church the buggy horse stumbled, I said thats one. A little further on she stumbled again and I said thats two. Not much further she stumbled again and I got out of the buggy and went around front, pulled my revolver and shot the horse right between the eyes. Down she went. My wife started raising her voice and asking why I shot the horse. I just looked at her and said THATS ONE."
