tashasdaddy
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A gynecologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical
college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
W hen the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
W hen the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." This equaled an A. After a
pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all
through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career.
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical
college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
W hen the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
W hen the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." This equaled an A. After a
pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all
through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career.
