Ode To A Beer

OBJ

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I think that I shall never hear,<br /><br />A poem lovely as a beer.....<br /><br />The brew that Joe's Bar has on tap..<br /><br />With golden base and snowy cap.<br /><br />Poems are made by fools I fear....<br /><br />But only "Bud" can make a Beer.<br /><br />Dedicated to Bud Longnecks for which I have a strong affliction....(sorry)....affection for.
 

wikelam

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Re: Ode To A Beer

I'll second that, but i would not be afraid to put other beers in for "bud"
 

ob

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The old Falstaff long necks were a favorite of mine,wrapped with a thin piece of sweat tissue and a frosty neck that delivered small ice slivvers on the first few swigs.Yummy.
 

OBJ

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OH THE LONGNECK!!!! Icy sweat pouring from it's cold sweating brownish sides. Laying in an icy laden cooler beckoning....choose me....choose me. Feels so good and re-assuring against a sweat incrusted forehead. <br /><br />DANG!!!! I need a'nuther.
 

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Ole friend of mine quit drinkin' awhile back and was telling me: "Man, I didn't jest quit drinkin' beer, I quit drinkin' BUD !<br /><br />c/6<br />Hooty
 

Andrew Leigh

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To me beer is more than just a six pack..... it's a support group.
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<br /><br />BEER!<br /><br />dammn you Jim, now im droolin for a longneck bud, whenever I order a beer out, its a bud, no glass, just bring the bottle<br /><br />my high class gf's used to cringe when I would drink it like that, arent you going to put it in the glass Ray?<br /><br />GREAT IDEA!<br /><br />so into the glass the beer bottle would go, now my hand didnt warm the bottle GREAT IDEA!!!<br /><br />there are some places a man must draw the line<br /><br />DONT MESS WITH THE BEER <br /><br />or the boat<br /><br />or the tools<br /><br />and be dammn glad I put the seat UP woman!<br /><br /> :p
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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(roses are red, violets are ... well, PURPLE actually, but well call em blue)<br /><br />My beer is a bud<br /><br />My favorite brew<br /><br />I never have one<br /><br />When I can have two!<br /><br />my favorite rodney dangerfield line<br /><br />hey waitress, bring us a pitcher of bud every five minutes til one of us passes out, then bring us one every seven minutes!<br /><br /> LOL, I would have loved to party with rodney!
 

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roses are red<br />violets are blue<br />beer is sweet like I don't know who<br />MGD is the one I hold near<br />in case I have a fear<br />but don't you worry<br />there's always another one near! :D :D <br />LOL<br />P.S The favorite is "Fosters"<br />I had it one time and it was awesome! Yes, I was young, but it had the best taste! :D :D
 

OBJ

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Ya' got that right Bubba....fill'm up with suma ol' man Taylors shine and WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOO....Now thats' bomb material!! :D :D :D
 

RICKRICK1

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Geeze had my first beer in over a year last night. Tasted almost as good as they did when I was drinking a six pack everynight. Well now I know why I quit drinking-- cost to much. $4.50 in the resturant when I was drinking I could get a case of beer (long necks) for less than that.
 

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Hey, Hubby remembers Old Falstaff and another one called Golden Grain or something close to that. Do they still have these around? He thinks the bigger breweries caused them to shut down. Just curious.
 
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