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[rbh]

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You know there has been a bad turn of events when the "MISSES responds, and the "MR" is no were to be found!!!

 

[puddle jumper]

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I wonder how big that pile of wood in the shed is

 

[bassman284]

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Hope the doghouse is carpeted.

 

[Summer Fun]

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Bob, These are out on the porch I just dropped them off .

Hurry up and give them to Jenn before its too late.

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[tx1961whaler]

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Wow. #3 would be interesting if interpreted in a modern light:
"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and it is your duty to provide it."

 

[mscher]

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The instructions seem a bit over the top, but is does bring up a sense of irony.

For a long period of time, being a homemaker was a very important job and many women, were quite proud of it. Receving the latest and greatest vacuum cleaner, as a Christmas present, would have brought great joy.

Give one now and you would likely get bashed over the head, with it.

The term "homemaker", is almost a derogetory term any more.

 

[rbh]

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Wow. #3 would be interesting if interpreted in a modern light:
"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and it is your duty to provide it."

AH man, that just conjures up some really wicked thoughts!!!!



HONEY, come here!! :facepalm:

 

[DaNinja]

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Same here. Everyday is Saturday for me right now, while the wife is teaching "dangerous minds".
Thanks, Bob.

::cleaning the house awaiting the wife's return::

And the wife just found the article in the printer. After chewing me out for wasting her printer paper, she demanded a foot rub.

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

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That is why I am going to AVOID any comments about this thread, other than to say that I am sending this thread to Bob's lovely wife ... I told him I would and he started cowering like a baby! He hasn't shown her this yet, and if he does, well, there is a possibility his explosives will be used on HIM! So, Bob, play nice, or I am telling Jenn!

It's on his refrigerator, isn't she in the kitchen???

 

[tx1961whaler]

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I sent that list to my mother, who would have been that sweet, subservient Mom with the two darling quiet kids back in 1955 (my older brother and sister).
She laughed and said "I don't think so!" when she was reading it while on the phone.
Some dude must have wrote that back then as a wish list. He's probably buried out back with Bob......

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

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Got your message Art.....The list is on our fridge and I am plotting......
Best
Jenn_VT aka Mrs. Bob_VT

Nice knowing you Bob.

You will always be remembered as fair and balanced mod here.

But obviously you have become terribly unbalanced today.

Good Luck in the future.

 

[Tail_Gunner]

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Just a picture and I printed and posted this on my refrigerator!

I should recover soon!! :facepalm:

And the motivator if not well behaved......

 

[aspeck]

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Last night there was a voice mail from Mrs Bob_VT ... she thanked me for the heads up and in the background I could here Bob_VT's muffled voice, sounded like it was full of duct tape ... wrestled all night with wondering if I should call the Castletown, VT authorities!

 

[Bob_VT]

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Last night there was a voice mail from Mrs Bob_VT ... she thanked me for the heads up and in the background I could here Bob_VT's muffled voice, sounded like it was full of duct tape ... wrestled all night with wondering if I should call the Castletown, VT authorities!

Would not have helped since that is one of the PD's she works for If she called them she would have been offered a Taser or more pepper spray

 

[ezmobee]

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My wife has often said "darn women's libbers messed it up for the rest of us". I think she'd gladly be the woman on that list than have to work. And I wish I could afford to let her.

 

[JaSla74]

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My wife quit working over 6 years ago after our second child was born. It has been, without a doubt, the most rewarding decision in raising our family. Losing that second income was tough, but we found a way to manage.

 

[tswiczko]

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Would not have helped since that is one of the PD's she works for If she called them she would have been offered a Taser or more pepper spray

MORE pepper spray??? You mean she used it all on you?

She must really like you to use all her pepper spray on you

 

[Bob_VT]

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MORE pepper spray??? You mean she used it all on you?

She must really like you to use all her pepper spray on you

Well...... I am a non-lethal self defense instructor and yes, there is always a good supply available here at home Let's say I have been sprayed ALLOT!!!

 

[WIMUSKY]

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Way back when my parents first got married(50 years ago), my grandpa told my mom, "you WILL make his lunch to take to work everyday and have supper ready every night when he comes home". Ahhhhhh, the good ol' days......

 

[korygrandy]

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Well...... I am a non-lethal self defense instructor and yes, there is always a good supply available here at home Let's say I have been sprayed ALLOT!!!

Don't worry if the pepper supply diminishes, they compromise with Windex or other highly-accessible household cleaners that they are well versed in. Don't ask how I know this.

I know i should probably keep ladyfish out of this...but I have a feeling she will be chiming in soon along with some other valentine's.