Dave Abrahamson
Lieutenant
- Joined
- May 8, 2003
- Messages
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If ya'll have seem them before...sorry...I hadn't 
<br /><br />You know you're a Policeman if :<br /><br />1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.<br /><br />2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.<br /><br />3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.<br /><br />4) Your idea of a good time is a gun run or a car chase.<br /><br />5) You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.<br /><br />6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.<br /><br />7) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.<br /><br />8) You have your weekends off planned for a year.<br /><br />9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.<br /><br />10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located.<br /><br />11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time."<br /><br />12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.<br /><br />13) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.<br /><br />14) You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow more than a 15.<br /><br />15) You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.<br /><br />16) Anyone has ever said to you, "There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me."<br /><br />17) People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange places...and you know where they're located.<br /><br />18) You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.<br /><br />19) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.<br /><br />20) You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize their buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."<br /><br />21) You do not see daylight from November until May.<br /><br />22) People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being hugely funny and original.<br /><br />23) A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of underwear.<br /><br />24) You've ever referred to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my Friday".<br /><br />25) You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.<br /><br />26) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."<br /><br />27) Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.<br /><br />28) You find humor in other people's stupidity.<br /><br />29) You have left more meals on the restaurant table than you've eaten.<br /><br />30) You feel good when you hear "these handcuffs are too tight".
<br /><br />You know you're a Policeman if :<br /><br />1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.<br /><br />2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.<br /><br />3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.<br /><br />4) Your idea of a good time is a gun run or a car chase.<br /><br />5) You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.<br /><br />6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.<br /><br />7) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.<br /><br />8) You have your weekends off planned for a year.<br /><br />9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.<br /><br />10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located.<br /><br />11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time."<br /><br />12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.<br /><br />13) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.<br /><br />14) You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow more than a 15.<br /><br />15) You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.<br /><br />16) Anyone has ever said to you, "There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me."<br /><br />17) People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange places...and you know where they're located.<br /><br />18) You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.<br /><br />19) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.<br /><br />20) You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize their buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."<br /><br />21) You do not see daylight from November until May.<br /><br />22) People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being hugely funny and original.<br /><br />23) A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of underwear.<br /><br />24) You've ever referred to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my Friday".<br /><br />25) You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.<br /><br />26) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."<br /><br />27) Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.<br /><br />28) You find humor in other people's stupidity.<br /><br />29) You have left more meals on the restaurant table than you've eaten.<br /><br />30) You feel good when you hear "these handcuffs are too tight".
