One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

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Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet<br />May 02 2006 Associated Press <br />SALISBURY, Md.<br /><br />A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.<br /><br />The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.<br /><br />"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."<br /><br />Rantz said the man was treated and released.
 

heycods

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

I always heard them toilet seats were nasty, and you could catch things there :D
 

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

Sounds like another Lawsuit waiting to be filed.
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

I have heard that WallyMart is not the only place this has happened to. I'm just wondering with it being aired on the tube, how many copy cats are going to follow.<br /><br />If caught, I would have their tails glued to the sidewalk of the courthouse.<br /><br />Would be a good way to catch illegals :D
 

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

Definately a reason never to go (to the bathroom) at walmart.
 

RubberFrog

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And I want to know who sits down without even looking at what they are sitting on? How many times have you seen the seat covered in wizz juice? Does this guy sit in wizz juice also?
 

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

Yeah, it his own damn fault for not testing the playing field first.
 

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Sounds like one of those set-up law suits.
 

JamesCoste

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

If you have to go to a public bathroom that doesn't appear too clean, simply try the "squat, hover and release" method so that no part of your body touches the toilet. :p :cool: :D
 

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Originally posted by JamesCoste:<br /> If you have to go to a public bathroom that doesn't appear too clean, simply try the "squat, hover and release" method so that no part of your body touches the toilet. :p :cool: :D
If ya do that ya get the "plop" of water that bounces back up. I reckon its like a bidit fo rednecks. ;)
 

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RF & KB.... LOL!!! :D :D :D :D True words were never spoken! ;) :) ......JK
 

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

Sounds like prime time for a poll - Are you the "squat and hover" type or the "put toilet paper down first" type or the "just sits on it" type?
 

JamesCoste

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Originally posted by Kenneth Brown:<br /> If ya do that ya get the "plop" of water that bounces back up. I reckon its like a bidit fo rednecks. ;)
Just lay a couple of flat squares of TP on top of the water to cushion the fall and stop the splash. This conversation has quickly gotten too descriptive.<br /><br /> :cool:
 

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Re: One more reason NEVER to go at WalMart

The worse this gets the more I'm laughing about it. It's good to know that my "personal observations" aren't mine alone.<br /><br />It's not like I need another reason to never go to Walmart - I have plenty already.
 

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<br />Sounds like prime time for a poll - Are you the "squat and hover" type or the "put toilet paper down first" type or the "just sits on it" type?<br /><br />
None of the above, I avoid them at all cost since God had blessed me with an uncanny ability to control my bowel movement. :D Not really, I just have gotten used to only have to poops once a day and that is first thing in the morning before showering. This habit has saved me from a lots of very uncomfortable day on the water fishing.
 

Haut Medoc

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That is way too much information! ;) :) :)
 

RubberFrog

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3 times a day here. Eat more fiber.
 

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Ok...something not quite right here...<br /><br />How long does it take for super glue to dry? Most information I have found on this states 20-30 seconds.<br /><br />So..someone else applied glue to seat...ran out...this guy runs in...drops pants sits down without wiping seat off..looking at seat...etc..within 30 seconds? Wow. Would you not notice sitting in something wet and get your butt up and wipe the seat (and your butt)? If this infact was the scenerio...I don't think Wally World is at fault. There is no way to monitor the toliets after EVERY person uses them.<br /><br />I bet that security cameras will show that nobody exited the bathroom within the drying time and e is trying to get "free money" from Wally World.<br /><br />-JMW
 
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