A woman approached a dispensary counter at a pharmacy and asked, "Do you have any cyanide?" The pharmacist replied, " What would you want cyanide for?" "I want to murder my husband", she replied."I can't sell you cyanide. You would be arrested and put in jail for the rest of your life. I'd be arrested and put in jail as well for helping you. I'm not going to do it". With that she reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband, in a comprising position with the pharmacist's wife.
"Well that changes things", said the pharmacist. "You didn't say that you had a prescription."
"Well that changes things", said the pharmacist. "You didn't say that you had a prescription."
