Philosophical Musings

OBJ

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I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning.<br /><br />When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground. Then, twisting his thorax with the agility and precision of an acrobat, he grabbed hold of the next blade.<br /><br />In this manner, he traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally, which amused and delighted me.<br /><br />And then, all at once, I had what is called an "epiphany", a moment of heighteded awareness in which everything becomes clear.<br /><br />Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do.....<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />v<br />Quit drinking before noon.
 

THE-TAZ

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Re: Philosophical Musings

But then you would have to play catch up on all your friends that started before you!!! :p :D :D :D <br /><br />Taz
 

JGREGORY

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Re: Philosophical Musings

OBJ you have way too much time on your hands......<br /><br />Put a drink in both hands to solve that problem. :D ;) :p ;) :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: Philosophical Musings

I agree Tylerin. If not a magifying glass then he must have some pretty powerful bi-focals.
 

JB

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Re: Philosophical Musings

Hmmmm. Interesting thought, OBJ.<br /><br />On the other hand, when it's 0700 here, it's 1700 (5 PM) in Dakar. Here's to our friends in Dakar!<br /><br />It's always 5 PM somewhere. :)
 
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