Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story
I was launching my 12 ft. aluminum boat with the 300HP Optimax engine on it when I realized I forgot to insert the plug and that my four friends and I forgot the worms.
Luckily I had a plug of chewing tobacco and my dog had worms.So we loaded in the boat and headed across the lake, me, my 4 friends, and the dog with worms, all in the 12 foot aluminum jon boat with the 300HP Optimax (dang black boat anchors).
When my dog with worms pulled the plug of chewing tobacco out.That's when I saw the blue flashing lights and was promptly boarded by the PETA patrol vessel. And than PETA gave me a ticket for letting my underaged dog have tobacco products. All the while think PETA stood for People Eating Tasty Animals...Trying to explain to the PETA occifers that the chewing tobacco was an ancient form of tick and flea repellent / dewormer.
And then we discovered a real problem....we left the coolers of iced down beer in the back of the pickup.
Once the boat slipped off the trailer the bow stood straight up and the boat did a titanic reenactment. Once we retrieved the sunken boat and now water logged motor we yanked off the motor and continued on our way to the fishing hole by paddle where we caught a 50lb cat which we promptly threw back because we don't eat no stinking bottom fish! But Tom had not de-hooked the catfish and the fight was on once again.
That was when Bubba yelled...SHARK.Since we were in a fresh water lake we paid no attention to Bubba. That's when I saw the startled look in Tom's eyes. It turned out that Bubba,even though drunk, he wasn't just seeing things it was really a shark, which made its way up the river.
Tyrone then suggested that we...
