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[triumphrick]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

...slapped er in reverse and gunned the big motor...the transom sunk low and scooped all the fixins we needed into the stern of the boat, however....

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

we had to leave Bubba behind, treading water, as....

 

[fishrdan]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

we see a gator heading over to the vicinity of the now flopping and flailing "Bubba". Preparing our feast on shore we keep an eye on Bubba to make sure he doesn't go under,,, and the gator doesn't join our feast. Shoot, we knew the gator wasn't going anywhere near Bubba since he had just gone though 18 beers, 1/2 a plug of chewing tobacco,,,, (and...)

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

5 cans of Luck's pinto beans,which were now fermenting up a gaseous broth in Bubba's huge belly.

 

[mthieme]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

...sauerkraut and brautwurst, 4 burritos, a quart of chili...all before breakfast. That 'gator...

 

[triumphrick]

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...was a'lickin his chops...the sight the smell of ol Bubba was waaaaay too much to resist. He lowered himself below the murky, marshy lakewater, easing hisself toward our hapless, hopeless iboater. Slowly, methodically stalking our boy...and then.....and then...

 

[fishrdan]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

as if timed by a fine swiss watch,,, Bubba let out a gut wrenching emission of foul gas as the gator latched onto his back side, thus filling,,, and launching the gator like an uncorked balloon into....

 

[projecthog]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

orbit, where the shuttle recorded another UFA (Bubba's from Alabamy)and the crew to this day still swear that there was a gator like disfigured anomaly attached to the rear of the bogey (from Alabama) as it orbited around the shuttle only to re-enter the atmosphere smoking all the way down and roasting the fortunate Gator just before it landed on poor Bubba in the wreckage of the first Jon boat, well.....

 

[projecthog]

Re: Please continue my lie,er I mean fishing story

after all was said and done, the gator was "ade" and the shark was mud, the horrified crowd was passified and the homeland security team was just arriving while fighting with the FBI over jurisdiction, (illegal re-entry?) right behind the cavalry.
Bubba (still smoking but too big to have burned) was just coming to, looked around and blurted out... Holy batfish catman!.....and.., what the hey???......when he saw the cavalry getting into position behind some of the wreckage aiming all their mid eighteen hundreds rifles toward his position, while John Wayne stood up and said yoooooh! and led the cavalry towards..............