Plonker

Manxman

Seaman Apprentice
Joined
Feb 21, 2004
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Today a mate was giving us a lift from Peel Isle of Man over to Drummore in Southwest Scotland so I could bring my boat back home, I had to leave it there last weekend because of the weather.<br />The sea was flat calm but it was quite misty, visibility was down to 2 / 3 miles, no problem to navigate using the chartplotter.<br />Just as the Mull came into view we spotted a Rib heading straight for us on a collision course, taking avoiding action we couldn’t shake him off. We then realised he was waving to attract our attention.<br />After heaving to the Rib came along side and was occupied by six teenage lads and a girl, the conversation went like this.<br /><br />Rib, can you tell us where we are?<br />Me, Why?<br />Rib, I think we’re lost<br />Me Where have you come from and are going too<br />Rib Portpatrick to Bangor NI<br />Me Yes your lost you’re 3 miles south of the Mull of Galloway and a long way off course for Bangor, your heading would have taken you to the I.o.M.,<br /><br />After consulting our chart we gave him a heading for Bangor<br /><br />Rib We haven’t got compass<br />Me I’ll give you the Lat & Long to the entrance to Bangor Marina to put into your GPS<br />Rib We haven’t got Gps<br />Me have you VHF<br />Rib No, I’ve got a mobile <br />Me I’ll bet it doesn’t work here<br />Rib (checks his phone)<br />Your right no signal here<br /><br />Me do you have life jackets<br />Yes we have two<br />Me I think you’d better follow us to the Mull and coast hop back to Portpatrick and wait for better visibility<br />Rib Just point to Bangor and we’ll be on our way<br />Me Over there due west but you’ll only get lost again, follow us you won’t be able to navigate in this poor visibility<br />Rib I’ll use the sun <br />Me what sun?<br /><br />After trying to convince him not to go until visibility greatly improved he took of a great rate of knots in the wrong direction, to the south-west.<br /><br />We informed the coast guard of the situation.<br /><br />Coming home an hour and a half later we heard the coastguards organising a search and rescue with lifeboats in the Irish sea <br />SeaCat Isle of Man eventually picked him up and the rib was recovered by a Lifeboat<br /><br />Speaking with the Coastguard later he told us that the Rib ran out of petrol twenty minutes after leaving us
 

BrianFD

Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Jul 30, 2003
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Re: Plonker

Future Darwin Award candidates, for sure! But know you did all you could to assist him, Manxman.
 

Realgun

Commander
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Jul 31, 2003
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Re: Plonker

Is what you wrote in English? Just kidding! A fool and his directions are soon lost. LOL You have to wonder if the bermuda triangle is as full of people like him without your help! Good thing you called the Coast Guard and Thankyou.
 
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