I had to use the porta-potty on the dock at the lake and I was in there for a good 3 minutes. These 2 guys saw this really cute girl walk by and I heard some of the commits being made about wanting to take her for a little ride.. Well a little more than that.. Then one of guys says don't look now, but here comes the wife. It was quiet as I was coming out, just grining at both of them. There eyes had that look of being busted, then I laughed and they started to turn and walk away.. Right into the girl as she was walking back and one guys walked into her chest, and the other tripped over both and somehow the guy that tripped landed in the small boat next to mine.. The wife and I were just laughing our heads off.. The girl however was pissed off, becuase her drink was all over her. What was even funnier the pretty girl had quite the potty mouth, when it came to expressing herself..Those guys were shocked and so was everyone else on the dock.. It was just to funny..