Pres. Bush sends troops to France to stop the rioting!

[KeltonKrew]

President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance<br /><br />President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's *** out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. <br /><br />President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better

 

[KaGee]

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That's too funny!<br /><br />Are ya sure five is enough? Better send six just in case.

 

[KaGee]

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Oh, and make sure they are up on all the latest torture techniques

 

[Limited-Time]

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"He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better"<br />

 

[Braxton]

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[Haut Medoc]

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I think they would be more effectually deployed if they looked for WMD, hunted for Bin Laden or assisted W. with pulling his head out of his a$$...IMHO.. ..JK

 

[POINTER94]

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Does that 5 include the pilot to get them over there? I would imagine we will need a congressional investigation if we do send them.

 

[treedancer]

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Two from the second recon battalion would probley do the job

 

[stan_deezy]

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Pah! 5 US Marines is nothing! The English are sending some of their soccer fans over to France. Prime Minister Tony Blair said they didn't want to risk human life

 

[alumistar]

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stan:<br />Pah! 5 US Marines is nothing! The English are sending some of their soccer fans over to France. Prime Minister Tony Blair said they didn't want to risk human life <br /> <br />and just for extra security, we'll deploy the "Barrel Man" from the Denver Broncos south stand freaks.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Send one of them rodeo clowns over there, that's all it would take, them are some tough dudes there now.<br /><br />GIT-ER-DONE

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by Medoc:<br /> I think they would be more effectually deployed if they looked for WMD, hunted for Bin Laden or assisted W. with pulling his head out of his a$$...IMHO.. ..JK

I think a full platoon of marines will be necessary to accomplish the last task.

 

[Twidget]

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I was under the impression they tried to surrender, but could find no one to accept it.

 

[jtexas]

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tee hee hee...what's the national security angle...to secure a stable source of wine and cheese?

 

[12Footer]

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You had me going with the title of this post. I was about to become a democrat!!

 

[BrettNC]

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Good point Jtexas, so you acknowledge that the Middle East is a far more legitimate national security issue, especially as compared to France. Good man.<br /><br />This one is to wipe France's incompetent as-, and then get blamed for it a month later.