Holdimhook
Chief Petty Officer
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- Jun 26, 2005
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Subject: Fishing License?<br /><br /><br />>A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice<br />>chests of fish.<br />>He was leaving a cove well known for it's fishing.<br />>The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those <br />>fish?"<br />>"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must <br />>understand<br />>these here are my pet fish."<br />>"Pet fish?" said the game warden.<br />>"Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim<br />>'round for a while.<br />>Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take<br />>them home."<br />>"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.<br />>The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,<br />>"It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."<br />>"Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"<br />>The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.<br />>After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"<br />>"Well, what?" said the redneck.<br />>The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"<br />>The redneck said, "Call who back?"<br />>"The FISH!" replied the warden.<br />>"What fish?" answered the redneck.<br /><br />>We in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as<br />>dumb as most government employees.
