Shoplifting dog

tashasdaddy

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that is too funny. saw previews of it for the news, but fell asleep.
 

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Rawhide booty! :D
 

Bob_VT

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I am sorry but I just can not tolerate a thief! That criminal dog has been identified and is hiding out in Jacksonville Florida!!!

The FBI will be moving in and have released a surveillance photo of the thief!
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tashasdaddy

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now to get the coffee off the monitor. you got me good, Bob.
 

mphy98

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bad tasha, bad girl. go return whats left of that bone now!!!!:D
 

tashasdaddy

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mphy98, that is Damon, Tasha's adopted friend, Tasha is much darker. he was going to the pound, and she decided to share her home.( both fixed).

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While we were at the lake the other day, I let my Lab out to do his business, He came back in a few minutes with a brand new P trap still in the package! I ask all the neighbors around me and noone is missing one, I swear he wasnt gone long enough to go more than a couple of hundred yards. Darn thief, ohh well i have a spare trap now.
 

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mphy98, that is Damon, Tasha's adopted friend, Tasha is much darker. he was going to the pound, and she decided to share her home.( both fixed).

Huh.... so Tasha'a in the same gang! The FBI had heard rumor of a bigger dog being the pack boss :eek: Having extra gang members will not stop the FBI raid. This is starting to appear like it's tied in with Organized Crime across the entire USA. :eek:

Isn't this scam obvious? Boats, Sunshine, Fishing, Hot Weather and not a sled in sight :p
 

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While we were at the lake the other day, I let my Lab out to do his business, He came back in a few minutes with a brand new P trap still in the package! I ask all the neighbors around me and noone is missing one, I swear he wasnt gone long enough to go more than a couple of hundred yards. Darn thief, ohh well i have a spare trap now.

Dogs just have that uncanny sixth sense.......I'd be checking my P traps throughout the house if I was you......you've got one somewhere that's about to rust through and flood your floor.... :rolleyes:
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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What distraction did the dog use to get in? Did he put his droppings in a bag and set it on fire at the door? :D
 

tashasdaddy

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you never know, she is much smarter than Damon, may have tricked him into doing her dirty work. it is really funny, she looks at you like. i'm here all alert, he looks at you like, uh doh. he is really smart also.
 

mphy98

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Just curious if you have rehabilitated your beloved friends yet? Have they admitted their deed? And if so, are they remorseful. Perhaps if so, we could ask President Bush for a pardon?
 

a70eliminator

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Wouldn't it be funny if your dog started bringing home bikini tops, whistle whistle here boy here.
 

i386

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My dogs would do that if they could get off the roof.:D
 

wildmaninal

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Hmmm.....Just because I trained my dog to do that does that make me a thief?? Just joking.... Never stole a thing in my life, wouldn't want my dog doing it either. Good question though I think. Pretty funny story though for real.
 

mphy98

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by the power invested in me, by me, i hereby pardon Tasha, and Damon of all past and future crimes. It is because we live in a compassionate society, and we all know that there are no bad dogs, just bad owners.

PS we know tashasdaddy to be a good daddy, they may have been led astray by one of their acquaintances :D
 

tashasdaddy

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previous, humans they live with. both are rescues.
 
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