A Mary Kay M1A1 ABRAMS?
Maybe if you sell $1,000,000 worth of war paint?
To fit in the backpack, you have to go with the "My Little Pony Carbine"and how the heck am I supposed to fit that into my daughter's hello kitty backpack so she can take it to school?
On the up-side, won't have to worry about her dating anymore...
Just kidding of course, I don't even have a daughter.