So me and my friend Zena decided to...

LadyFish

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.......go fishing in the kayaks Friday morning. Of course the wind is blowing about 20+ and it was quite a workout to get to the place we wanted to. First we went to 2 different places to buy shrimp and they were closed. So we went back to her house and cast for some piggies and shrimp, but nada. By the time we were done it was nearly 9:00 so we decided to see if one of the bait shops was open again.

It was, we got our desparately sought after live shrimp and headed to the launch are. Mr. Ladyfish was nice enough to let me borrow his truck and made sure that I had the ignition key and the valet key. He said "be sure to lock the ignition key in the console, then lock it up and only carry the valet key with you." So I did as he said.

We fought our way through the high winds and arrived in a real nice area of wetlands. Fish were everywhere, 'cept on our lines. The water was literally blowing up right next to the kayaks. Be we coudln't catch a one of them. Then I decided to head over to the geotubes, stick one leg out of the kayak to ground myself and cast over it. Sure enough I had a big bite and thought, "what the hell amd I gonna do if its a big one? Yank it up over the tube, put it in the kayak WITH me? I think not."

Anyway it was only a 12" croacker. I caught two more but nothing to write home about. Zena is going to nursing school and had a class at 1:00 so we decided to head back, this time against the wind and fish from the boat launch area. Bites were good but we couldn't land anything.

Fiinally, it was nearing 12:00 and so we loaded the kayaks in the truck, rushing to get her home so she could shower. I put the key in and it wouldn't start. I immediately grew red in the face and told her, "i'm sorry, its never done this before, sounds like its not getting any gas since its turning over just fine." My next comment was "I didn't do anything to it, Oh please tell me I didn't do anything to it? Mr. Ladyfish is gonna have a fit." This went on for about 10 minutes. Then at the same exact time we looked at eachother and started laughing insanely and said "it's the damn valet key." HAHAHAHAHA
d:)
 

Plainsman

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Re: So me and my friend Zena decided to...

8)8)... Did MrLady fish get a chuckle as well?
 

KaGee

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Re: So me and my friend Zena decided to...

Blonde moment! 8)
 

RPJS

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Re: So me and my friend Zena decided to...

You beat me to it KG

8)
 

bjcsc

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Re: So me and my friend Zena decided to...

Funny, but begs a question. Exactly what purpose does a valet key serve if it won't start the vehicle? I thought the story was going to have a different ending. Typically, valet keys will open doors and start the vehicle, but wil not open consoles/glove boxes. I thought you were going to end up locked out of the console...
 

ziggy

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Re: So me and my friend Zena decided to...

good deal ya figured out yer key problems. :)

i thnk perhaps yer valet key aint a valet key though. a valet key operates the ign and doors. that way, ya can go to a ritzy place, get out of yer car at the ent. and give the valet guy the key to yer car so he can go park it. then lock it up. the master key is the key that operates all locks. the valet don't operate the trunk or glove box. that's where ya keep yer valuables so the valet guy can't steal yer stuff.

w/o knowin what kinda car. i can't say for sure. but my guess is it's newer and has a transponder in it. yer "valet" key as you call it is perhaps a key that operates all locks. but since it's less the transponder, the cars computer don't recognize that key and put's it into lockdown. ie fuel system locked out. till it sees the right key then it's back to biz as usuall.....
just speculation of corse.....:)
 

Fishstick1962

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Re: So me and my friend Zena decided to...

I caught that too... Just didn't want to ruin her story
 

LadyFish

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Re: So me and my friend Zena decided to...

The 'valet' key doesn't have the same chip as the master key. It will open the doors and fit into the ignition and even turns the truck over but it won't start. Its a newer Ford F150 truck. Maybe its not called a valet key.:/
 
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