Some Quotes To Ponder Over

[kenmyfam]

"My ex-wife is going to hell on a scholarship."

"T-shirts that get you out of jury duty will not get you through air port security."

"Instruction manuals are nothing more than another man's opinion."

"Your grandparents have been able to stay together so long because they didn't have to check each other's Facebook and MySpace pages."

 

[eaglejim]

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One of my Dads favorites "I brought you in I can take you out"

 

[WAVENBYE2]

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One of my favorites is:
There is only one thing that is for sure, And that is that NOTHING is for sure.

 

[dave11]

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One thing you can count on is that things will CHANGE.

 

[gonefishie]

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"why do we spend the first nine months of our lives trying to get out and then spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in?"

 

[Bart Sr.]

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I know you understand what you think I said but I'm not sure that what you heard is not what I meant.

 

[puddle jumper]

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The woman,s time of the month is gods way of getting a new couple to make time to get to know each other. For good or bad.

 

[BoatBuoy]

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As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

 

[kei9th]

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If at first you don't succeed quit.
Trying is the first step towards failure.

 

[bekosh]

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There are very few problems that cannot be solved through the suitable application of high explosives.

If violence was not your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

 

[j_martin]

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I drive the better half nuts with, "The plan is there is no plan."

 

[joed]

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Hey! Watch this.

 

[Brent S]

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"friendly fire, isn't"
"Don't ever date a girl who can take you two out of three falls"
"If you're not sure if it's a man or a woman, it doesn't matter"
"When in doubt, cheat" (or ask someone on iboats!!!)

 

[EsoxRanger]

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?Do, or do not... there is no try.? - Yoda

 

[jeffnick]

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If your parents didn't have children, odds are you won't either.​

 

[bassman284]

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Sometimes continuing to hang in there just makes you a bigger loser.

 

[Bart Sr.]

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa.

 

[CheapboatKev]

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Stand for something or you will fall for anything.

 

[Autotech]

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One of my Dads favorites "I brought you in I can take you out"
"Aww man, I've had worse than that in my eyeball."
"Son, your Experiences are sure costing you." 3rd time later "Son, your Experiences is sure costing us."

 

[HappierWet]

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Wait til your father gets home......my mother
Go KILL your children....also my mother...to my father