strange oceanic conditions

amishboy

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I'm sitting about 4 miles due East of Miami and the sky and surface of the ocean are a very strange color. A light fog seems to be approaching. Getting ready to head in but my compass and radio seems to be on the fritz. That's interesting. I just saw
 

dockwrecker

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

several flashing rotating lights in an ever darkening sky. The seemed to move toward me, but suddenly
 

scooper77515

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

I realized that May 21 is approaching and these lights may be connected to the suspected...
 

j_martin

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

return of the force to deal with this misguided sphere and.....
 

Tim Frank

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

You'd think the iboats store would at least have an "End-of-the-World" sale to mark the event.
 

mommicked

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

start the new experiment to find out why.........
 

Thajeffski

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

....my boat had dog hair on it and i don't own a dog......
 

CC245

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

Bermuda Triangle!
 

thurps

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

Hummm, think I saw the same thing in the 60's.
 

sasto

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

I thought it was Miami, but, oh how incorrect I was . It was.......
 

Fireman431

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

...the brilliant lights of downtown Las Vegas! I was amazed to see...
 

scooper77515

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

...so I assumed that either my mushrooms were kicking in or maybe I fell asleep at the HELM and woke up on Lake Mead! So out comes the wallet, and toward the docks, and...
 

tx1961whaler

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

...so I assumed that either my mushrooms were kicking in or maybe I fell asleep at the help and woke up on Lake Mead! So out comes the wallet, and toward the docks, and...

...with the blade, the awful glittering blade held high, I.....
 

scooper77515

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

Sorry, wrote "help" instead of "helm", and went back to fix it...
 

amishboy

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

realized all the other members of my bachelor party were either asleep or bald. Wondering if this had anything to do with the strange atmospheric conditions, I pushed the throttles full bore and
 

Limited-Time

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Re: strange oceanic conditions

we're off, traveling through another dimension..............................a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead..................... your next stop..............
 
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