strange oceanic conditions

[tx1961whaler]

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...Your Mother-In-Law's house. She smiles like the evil demon she is and....

 

[Fireman431]

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...opens her 1950's nightgown, only to reveal...

 

[tx1961whaler]

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...opens her 1950's nightgown, only to reveal...

"Edna" is now "Edward". He invites you in for coffee and....

 

[mommicked]

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.....He looks like an old fishing buddy from years ago, who had a weak bladder and fell off the boat one day while relieving himself and you never told anyone,but you thought he had drowned; but he's not that guy, and he tells you his coffee comes from deep in the heart of South America and his boat is leaving at midnight to make the voyage to..........

 

[Limited-Time]

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The center of the Earth, in search of................

 

[eastont]

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The Hotel California, you can check out any time, but you can never.....

 

[Limited-Time]

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remember where I left my endoscope after looking for my lost............

 

[Deadwood]

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........organs that I lost in Vegas while partaking of ...........

 

[amishboy]

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...magma. Years ago, Edwin fell in love with a lava lamp. Much to his dismay, a broken lava lamp revealed it did not actually contain lava. Tapping his entrepenurial spirit, he decided to build a lava lamp factory, utilizing real lava. He toured the country looking for a place to build his factory. Although it had many boating lakes, the North was too cold. The East Coast looked good, but he really didn't like the Kennedy's. The workforce in the South always seemed to want to go fishing on Friday's and the West Coast was way too expensive. However, with great excitement, Edwin found the perfect place for his factory and his boat. So he built his plant in...

 

[Limited-Time]

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Pineapple under the sea. There Edwin's enterprise......

 

[amishboy]

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...took off like a rocket! Who knew so many people would order lava lamps with real lava. He also opened a side business crab hunting, because his mother always told him he could catch crabs in Bikini Bottom. However, he was not aware danger was lurking around the corner. One day he was visited by...

 

[Deadwood]

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an anemic Eskimo who, while seeking plans for a solar heated igloo to alleviate his lack of......

 

[rivermouse]

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I think maybe someone needs to cut back a little on the stuff they are smoking

 

[solmate]

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Elvis Presley, who is alive and .......

 

[produceguy]

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Partners with Henry the platapuss, TRYing to ruin my evil plan of taking over the tri state area. Darn you Henrey the platapuss.( and Elvis.)

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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Partners with Henry the platapuss, TRYing to ruin my evil plan of taking over the tri state area. Darn you Henrey the platapuss.( and Elvis.)

While Elvis and Henry the Platypus were planning Henry's "A-hola From Cleveland" beaked egg laying venomous mammal concert, they discovered....

 

[Limited-Time]

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They were being inducted in the the Rock & Roll Hall of Shame...............posthumously for..............

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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They were being inducted in the the Rock & Roll Hall of Shame...............posthumously for..............

Racketeering charges, that were made against them by.....