Stupid human friend while boating

rottenray6402

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I have a friend who is new to boating and not real swift when it comes to things mechanical or electrical. He is very intelligent but not in everyday life things. He bought and older trihull and stores it at my place because I am close to the water and have extra room.
He took his GF and 2 kids out on the boat one night and just about dark he called me from his cell phone to tell me his lights didn't work and the sheriff was going to make him leave. I got in my boat and went out and replaced a fuse for him all the while telling him about the dangers of going out without checking stuff. Later that night somehow the bow line got pushed overboard and ended up in the prop. He had to cut the line off the prop and wondered why the boat would barely move even though it reved up OK. Yes, he twisted the hub bushing out of the prop but had a spare so the next day he changed the prop and decided to go for a test run. He launched the boat and it was going along great until he noticed water on the deck. He had joined the "I forgot the plug" club but did have enough sense to speed up and get the water out then put the plug in quickly after he stopped. I would get frustrated but he is a constant source of entertainment around boats! 8)
 

ricksrster

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

He probably should ALWAYS wear his PFD!
 

rottenray6402

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

I think that is a good idea, he did do a camping trip for 3 days and returned alive so maybe there is hope after all!d:)
 

LFK

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

Heh. I am worried that I'm going to leave my plug out. Sounds like your friend might want to wear a safety helmet along with his PFD.
 

rottenray6402

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

I'll pass that idea along to him. He is one of those guys that is book smart but not much common sense. At least he will take advise when offered and usually will follow it. 8)
 

Joe Dirt

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

Don't forget that when you put on his PFD, make sure you put his arms INSIDE the straps and you drive... d:)
 

Gone

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

I think that I work with that guy! Does he wear one black wing tip and one gray hush puppy to work??
A brilliant engineer that barely functions in everyday life.

CD
 

rottenray6402

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

So you know him? He isn't quite that bad but close. We did a camping trip a couple of years ago and he brought a flashlight that had been in an outside storage area in Western NY over the winter and never bothered to check to see if it worked! He turned it on (when we were 10 miles up the lake from any town) and it started smoking and stuff. I guess a battery had leaked or something. He was running around with it in his hand trying to decide if he was going to throw it in the lake or not. It was pretty funny after I got over being POed at him! :^
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

have him check for "adhd" sound totally typical. my other half is just like him. brillantly educated, and the stupidest person i've ever met.
 

rottenray6402

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Re: Stupid human friend while boating

I have to report that he is getting better. He took his GF and kids out tubing the other night and they all returned alive! No mechanical problems and no real screw ups!
 
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