taking a leak overboard

ratherbefishin

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The Canadian Coast Guard says a high percentage of bodies of fishermen who fell overboard are found with their flies open. Bucket and chuckit
 

rolmops

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Re: taking a leak overboard

Sort of makes you wonder what those canadian coast guards are looking for.
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Re: taking a leak overboard

then again, that was the CANADIAN coast guard, its cold :eek: up thar ... they prolly had to lean so far overboard to get clear of the side of the boat, they hit the drink! (of course, if they were hittin the drink, that could account for it as well)<br /><br /> :D :p :D
 

miloman

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Re: taking a leak overboard

i hear this i went in to the drink this year while takin a leak
 

jimchere

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Re: taking a leak overboard

Allright I'll fess up. This may be a big mistake where is this thread going.<br />That's why I keep my trusty 2gal bucket onboard (callsign: urinal). Works great in those crowded bays/lakes when you can take care of business in a "stealthy" way. "No sir, I'm just rinsin' out my bait bucket."
 

fishfearme

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Re: taking a leak overboard

Mannnn that waters cold.......yeah and its deep too!
 

ratherbefishin

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Re: taking a leak overboard

it'd be funny- except too many guys died that way- bucket and chuckit
 

magster65

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Re: taking a leak overboard

So does this also mean that most of our canadian women that drown are found with thier pants around thier ankles? :) <br />Buy a boat with a porta-potti in/on it.
 

magster65

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Re: taking a leak overboard

Took my canadian dog fishing... he washed ashore with his back leg up. :)
 

cotterman

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Re: taking a leak overboard

its hard to get your fly open with the big ole winter mittens on ya know! ;)
 

Scoop

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Re: taking a leak overboard

This hits home. I was fishing in canada the end of September. We were in a deep V aluminum boat without a floor. I was in the bow so I couldn't stand. We didn't have a bucket. I knealed in the seat and started to let loose. Just then I got this huge charlie horse in my thigh. I almost fell in the water, but managed to fall back into the boat. Of coursem, I did manage to **** all over the boat and myself. My brother-in-law couldn't stop laughing. I thought he was going to pee himself.
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Re: taking a leak overboard

took the cat fishing ... of course the little biotch just rode her cat box into shore<br /><br /> :eek: <br /><br />and on wearing those mittens ... more than three shakes and yer playin wif it!!!!<br /><br /> :p
 

Ross J

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Over here the bailer is the tool most used by my family for the toilet exercise, except for my wife. She finds the lemonade-cut-down bailer uncomfortable and uses the 2" opening of a stainless bottle perfect. She makes the comment that it's like a female hospital aparutus and works just fine without leaving the cabin or the warmth for that matter. <br />I recall as a teenager my sister trying to pee into a wide receptable in a dingy. Her horror wasn't the act of peeing nor the finding privacy, it was transferring the lot to the sea. Everybody must have had a hand on that lot that day and she wasn't pleased.<br />Ross
 

ratherbefishin

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Re: taking a leak overboard

it's too easy to be standing up, a wave hits the boat and you lurch overboard-typically the weathers cold, you've got boots and heavy clothes on,no PFD, the motor is still going- and that's it- your clothes get waterlogged and you sink before they even turn the boat around-if you're fishing alone-you don't stand a chance-so guys- no joke- bucket and chuckit
 

Link

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Re: taking a leak overboard

Where is this thread going... I thought this was a family forum??<br />But to my Canuck Buds...Can't speak for the women: we down here in lower North America just hang it over till ya feel the water and do our Bizz... :p Yea I wish! Once fell over board trying to get that worm accross a 6" gunnell !!<br />Well at least no one asked me if I'd washed my hands :) :) <br /><br />Link
 

Ralph 123

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Guys, go to Amazon and checkout this book:<br /><br />"Everything you wanted to know about pissing on a small motor boat buy were afraid to ask"<br /><br />By I.P. Freely<br /><br />I hear it is a real pissa...Good bathroom reading. Everythiong comes out in the end.
 

magster65

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Nice. Well howdy neighbor(ish). I'm up near the Thrifty's in Saanichton. I was wondering how long it'd be before I found a 'local' here :) <br />That's a nice area, I've flubbed so many golf balls into that lake off the #6 tee the water level's risen!
 
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