The Dear John Letter

[BoatBuoy]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

"Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.

I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky"

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:
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[JRJ]

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8)8)very good.

 

[OldMercsRule]

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yep8)

 

[Boomyal]

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:%8)

 

[rwise]

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old but still funy d

 

[RubberFrog]

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Gets funnier every time I read it.

 

[JasonJ]

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Awesome. Wish I would have thought of that when I got my dear john while stationed in Korea. Thankfully she also spent me into bankruptcy. Its just one of those experiences everyone should have....

 

[puddle jumper]

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I realy like that one 8)8)

 

[rodbolt]

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jasonJ
I feel your pain .
however all I can say is I wish mine had left sooner than later .

 

[snapperbait]

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I did'nt even get a letter........One day, all is good...... Next day..............poof.......gone......

NEXT!.......d