The Depressed Blonde

[aspeck]

A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A little bit later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked her what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."

"You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist,' said the onlooker.

"I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe."

 

[JB]

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[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Sounds about right.

 

[Haut Medoc]

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Hmmmmm.....

 

[Turin]

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Haha Lol :d:d

 

[wildmaninal]

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LOL Aspeck that was another good one.

 

[jay_merrill]

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What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?






Is it mine?

 

[Hooty]

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Lotta that goin' 'round

c/6
Hooty

 

[jay_merrill]

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How do you confuse a blond?






Give her a handful of M&Ms and ask her to put them in alphabetical order.

 

[achris]

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Zap - Zap - Zap.......

edit:

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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Will someone pass LF the oxygen mask.

Lotta that goin' 'round

c/6
Hooty

Ahoy Hooty! you're a sight for sore eyes. Welcome back How have you been?

 

[achris]

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Will someone pass LF the oxygen mask.

Speaking of our Lady of the Fish... I haven't seen her here lately... Anybody know anything?

Chris........

 

[Limited-Time]

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Speaking of our Lady of the Fish... I haven't seen her here lately... Anybody know anything?

Chris........

Lf is still around, just dosen't post as much as before. I'm sure given a little time she'll chime in on this thread though.

 

[Kevin-Shearer]

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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to hang herself with a rubber band? Didn't work, she just ended up with a concussion!

 

[LadyFish]

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Oh I'm around and watching you bad boys all the time. LOL

 

[57whitehouse]

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Hey LadyFish. I here the Houston area is a bit chilly today. Are you keeping warm?

 

[LadyFish]

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Actually, Houston is expecting a freeze tonight, the second night in a row.

Down here on the island we don't freeze as often since our air temperature is affected by the water temp, but a 25 mph wind over the water with temps in the upper 30's is colder than I want to be.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Y'all yankees can have this cold weather stuff.

Yankee = anyone north of Texas City, LMAO

 

[ehenry]

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No comment

 

[thefairlaneman]

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The blonde waitress that took the guys order and he asked for a coke to go with his dinner, he said "would you please serve it to me in the can please?" She said "Why you want to drink it in there" gez man