A blonde, brunet and a redhead are to do a marathon swim across the English Channel. They are only allowed to use the breast stroke.
The gun sounds and all three hit the water. The officials take a boat across to wait for the competitors to arrive. the next morning, here comes the brunet ahore with the redhead not far behind. They ask "Where's the blonde"
The two just look at each other , as neither has seen her since the start.
The officials startthe boat back toward the other shore, searching on the way. They find her about 1/2 mile off the shore and floundering in the water. The ask her what happened?
She replied " I want to file a complaint: they used their arms"....
The gun sounds and all three hit the water. The officials take a boat across to wait for the competitors to arrive. the next morning, here comes the brunet ahore with the redhead not far behind. They ask "Where's the blonde"
The two just look at each other , as neither has seen her since the start.
The officials startthe boat back toward the other shore, searching on the way. They find her about 1/2 mile off the shore and floundering in the water. The ask her what happened?
She replied " I want to file a complaint: they used their arms"....