The Happy Taxpayer

[Holdimhook]

Dear IRS,<br />Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.<br />Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the<br />Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a<br />toilet seat.<br />I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value<br />$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.<br />Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund,"<br />as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one<br />1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays<br />$22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)<br />It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to<br />paying it again next year.<br /><br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br /><br />A Satisfied Taxpayer

 

[heycods]

Re: The Happy Taxpayer

We notice you didnt sign the letter you sent to IRS, Holdum S. Hook.

 

[Holdimhook]

Re: The Happy Taxpayer

'Fraid them ole boys down at the IRS might take it kinda personally!

 

[heycods]

Re: The Happy Taxpayer

I had a buddy joined the marines, said he wanted to kill someone, About then is when me-li took place and they quit sending Marines to Nam, he was so mad when he got out that he went to work for the IRS. True story, After thoes days I always paid my taxes on time.

 

[Holdimhook]

Re: The Happy Taxpayer

Now THAT'S skeery!

 

[JB]

Re: The Happy Taxpayer

Yup. The good ones keep coming back, and coming back, and. . . .<br /><br />