A husband and wife are getting ready for bed, the wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.<br /> "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."<br /> She turns to her husband and says..."Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."<br /> He thinks about it for a bit and then says<br /><br />"well....there's nothing wrong with yhour eyesight."
