Things your wife won't let you do

[LadyFish]

I won't let Mr. LF have a paint brush in his hands and be within 100 yards of the house, or eat a whole lot of beans before bedtime. :$

What's on your taboo list?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

Won't let me use a weedeater. Says I like the look of dirt too much.:devil:

 

[rolmops]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

My wife will not let me get close to a vacuum cleaner,the kitchen sink or the washer and dryer.She says that cleaning is a woman's field of specialty and I should go find something more manly to do.....
I guess we all have our dreams.

 

[BoatBuoy]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

My wife will not let me get close to a vacuum cleaner,the kitchen sink or the washer and dryer.She says that cleaning is a woman's field of specialty and I should go find something more manly to do.....
I guess we all have our dreams.

Does she have a sister?

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

I'm only allowed to enter the house from the front door, the back door is where the garbage and other undesirables exit, i believe that may have something to do with superstition, then again there could well be many other good reasons of which i could possibly be unaware of.

 

[snapperbait]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

My wife will not let me get close to a vacuum cleaner,the kitchen sink or the washer and dryer.She says that cleaning is a woman's field of specialty and I should go find something more manly to do.....
I guess we all have our dreams.

Does she have a sister?

And, if so...... Is she single, and HOT?!......... d

 

[BLU LUNCH]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

Date other women, LOL

 

[Firestar]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

My wife will not let me get close to a vacuum cleaner,the kitchen sink or the washer and dryer.She says that cleaning is a woman's field of specialty and I should go find something more manly to do.....
I guess we all have our dreams.

Does she have a sister?

And, if so...... Is she single, and HOT?!......... d

Doesn't have to be hot....................

 

[JB]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

Hmmmm.

The love of my life wouldn't let me cook eggs or beef for her. She likes eggs sunny side up and runny and beef well done.

I wouldn't let her cook them for me either. I like my eggs over well and beef rare.

 

[rwise]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

I'm single with no rules!!d8)

 

[POINTER94]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

Nothing I didn't agree to on the day we were wed. 8)

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

She won't let me mow. She says I'm to hard on the lawnmower and she doesn't want me to tear it up. Every now and then when shes gone, I get it out and mow the yard just to try and suprise her. Then she gets all huffy about it.

 

[QC]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

She won't let me decide what restaurants we go to. When she asks "where do you want to eat?" I say "does it matter?".

 

[tommays]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

I work with pretty dangerous stuff every day ,480 volt electric, high pressure steam ect.

So it allways pretty funny when she thinks a minor project at home like changeing and outlet is dangerous YET she wants me to climb the big oak tree to prune branches which scares the heck out of me


Tommays

 

[Boomyal]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

She won't let me mow. She says I'm to hard on the lawnmower and she doesn't want me to tear it up. Every now and then when shes gone, I get it out and mow the yard just to try and suprise her. Then she gets all huffy about it.

I hope you at least bought her a powered walk behind RP. Never in my life had I seen women mow lawns before I moved to the PNW. Now I see it all the time and the husbands are often too cheap to even buy their wifes a powerered walk behind mower.

I suspect most cases are unlike yours RP, the women are out doin it cause the husband is too lazy.

 

[QC]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

Yeah Boomer, nothin' gets me off me arse faster than: "OK, if you're too busy, then I'll do it" . . .

 

[MRS]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

She won`t let me cook bratwurst after we come home from partys any more last time I only ruined one pan. I never knew you could fuse brat`s to a teflon coated pan.:%

 

[snapperbait]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

My wife will not let me get close to a vacuum cleaner,the kitchen sink or the washer and dryer.She says that cleaning is a woman's field of specialty and I should go find something more manly to do.....
I guess we all have our dreams.

Does she have a sister?

And, if so...... Is she single, and HOT?!......... d

Doesn't have to be hot....................

At least, mediocre?...(low maintenance, ya-know.. cleans up pretty good)......

 

[rolmops]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

My wife will not let me get close to a vacuum cleaner,the kitchen sink or the washer and dryer.She says that cleaning is a woman's field of specialty and I should go find something more manly to do.....
.

Now if only that was true...

 

[snapperbait]

Re: Things your wife won't let you do

Um..ok... But back to the question at hand, rolmops...

Does she have a sister (or maybe a daughter?), that's single, and HOT (or at least mediocre)....d