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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the<br />block?"<br />Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." What's that mean?" asked the<br />child.<br />Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."<br /><br />The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a<br />walk around<br />the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat and to come to<br />you."<br />Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline<br />and scrubbed<br />the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle<br />on the leash<br />and only go one time around the block."<br /><br />The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.<br />Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle? <br /><br /><br />The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so<br />another dog is pushing her home."
