thursdays joke

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DISCLAIMER........THIS IS JUST A JOKE.....TAKE IT THAT WAY.


A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"



"My wife's."







"What happened to her?"







The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."







He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"







The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."







A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.







"Can I borrow the dog?"







"Get in line."
 

ziggy

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Re: thursdays joke

i thought it was funny, still smileing, thanks oops......
 

zzzzz

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Re: thursdays joke

Good one ! add this - A guy wins a ticket to the Super Bowl from a radio station...when he gets to his seat he finds he's right behind a pole and the whole first quarter has to lean back and forth to see the game...he noticed an empty seat way down front and at the quarter change goes down and asks the guy next to the empty seat " Is that your seat?" ..man says "It belonged to my dead wife but your welcome to it"..guy sits down and asks "why would you not offer such a great seat to a friend or family member?..man replies " 'cause they're all at the funeral !" :cool:
 

JB

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Re: thursdays joke

:confused::confused::eek::eek::p:redface:
 

angus63

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Re: thursdays joke

Good one ! add this - A guy wins a ticket to the Super Bowl from a radio station...when he gets to his seat he finds he's right behind a pole and the whole first quarter has to lean back and forth to see the game...he noticed an empty seat way down front and at the quarter change goes down and asks the guy next to the empty seat " Is that your seat?" ..man says "It belonged to my dead wife but your welcome to it"..guy sits down and asks "why would you not offer such a great seat to a friend or family member?..man replies " 'cause they're all at the funeral !" :cool:


I don't get it?????????????? : )
 

SgtMaj

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Re: thursdays joke

That was hillarious. My coworkers think I'm nuts now, because I'm cracking up over here. I just can't stop laughing.
 
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