Pony
Rear Admiral
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- Jun 27, 2004
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure
out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger." So, her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and
shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies
the pieces for a moment, and then looks at the box.
He then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do we are
not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger." He takes her
hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea
and then," he
sighed..................................
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
."We'll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure
out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger." So, her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and
shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies
the pieces for a moment, and then looks at the box.
He then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do we are
not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger." He takes her
hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea
and then," he
sighed..................................
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
."We'll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
