Re: Turkey Humor
A poacher goes in the woods to get his thanksgiving turkey in a country that does not have fall hunting season. He goes in and start waiting for daylight. He cant believe his eyes, in front of him is a gobbler that has perched close enough to the ground that he can snatch it without having to take a shot and letting everyone know what he was up to.
He managed to tuck the turkey under his arm and is happily heading out of the woods. When he gets to his truck the ol' warden jump in front of him... "Son, you know there is no fall turkey season in this county. So think about this, I will do to you as you do to that turkey, if you break a wing, I will break your arm, if you break its legs I will break yours.... Think about it, what are you going to do to that turkey???"
The young man replied, " Well, I guess...
I will kiss it's ar$e and let it go!!!"
LOL!
