How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? <br />When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and BUBBA1 says, "Go ahead." <br /><br />An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to BUBBA1, "Got any ID?" BUBBA1 says, "'Bout what?"<br /><br />Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. <br /><br />When they meet, BUBBA1 says, "Hey Jimmy Bo Bob, whatcha got in th' bag?" <br /><br />Jimmy says "some chickens." <br />"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" <br /><br />"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" <br /><br />"OK. Ummmmm...five?"<br /><br />Daisy Mae passed away and Bubba1 called 911. <br /><br />The 911-operator told Bubba1 that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. <br /><br />Bubba1 replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" <br /><br />After a long pause, Bubba1 said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
