We need a blonde joke

LadyFish

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Re: We need a blonde joke

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hehehehehehe, why do you think I keep a list? ;)
 

Skiuseme

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Re: We need a blonde joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then he said with a deep sigh, .. . . . .




















'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
 

mphy98

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Re: We need a blonde joke

Hey ladyfish, can I beg forgiveness and get off your list? I have had this prickly feeling in my back lately, PLEASE ? Forgive this old trooper. I am from the older generation you know. :D
 

LadyFish

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HAHAHAHA :) y'all just keep on havin your fun, but you walking on a VERY slippery slope. ;)
 

LadyFish

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Hey ladyfish, can I beg forgiveness and get off your list? I have had this prickly feeling in my back lately, PLEASE ? Forgive this old trooper. I am from the older generation you know. :D


Oh heck no. :0 Once you're on the list, you are forever on it, or at least til I get some payback. ;)
 

fishrdan

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Re: We need a blonde joke

This thread should be renamed;

"We need a blond joke,,, go ahead and post one,, I dare you! signed LadyFish"

:D
 

david_r

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ladyfish, im blonde too............does that help MY case any?

by the way don s--- EDIT .......roflmao!
 
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mphy98

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don does that mean i will be sleeping with the fishes soon?:eek:
 
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