Finally found out why I'm always tired<br /><br />For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much pressure from my career, poor blood or anything else<br />I could think of.<br /><br />But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired, because I'm overworked.<br /><br />Here's why:<br /><br />The population of the United States is 273 million.<br /><br />140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.<br /><br />There are 85 million in school, Which leaves 48 million to do the work.<br /><br />Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, Leaving 19 million to do the work. (as god knows how hard they work!)<br /><br />2.8 Million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.<br /><br />Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.<br /><br />At any given time there are 188,000 people in<br />hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.<br /><br />Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.<br /><br />That leaves just two people to do the work.<br /><br />You and me.<br /><br />... and there you are sitting on your rear, at your computer, reading jokes!<br /><br /> 
