What a Real Woman Does

[Tim Frank]

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and
never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...

Never mind.

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

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Not bad at all Tim!

 

[1946Zephyr]

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Mmmmmmmmm Beer. It's not just for bereakfast anymore.

 

[JRJ]

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Good 1, I knew I recognized the symptoms

 

[tallcanadian]

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Too funny. Beer does have that affect..lmao.

 

[mommicked]

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I told my wife to "go read the message on the computer" while i got a beer.She came back to the kitchen and was more than slightly pissed!! she was mad at me already and didnt scroll down to see the punchline( I purposly scrolled it off the screen).I told her she missed something and asked her to look again and she smiled and gave me a kiss after reading it. Very true and funny!!thanks for gettin me out of the doghouse ....for a while!!

 

[1946Zephyr]

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I told my wife to "go read the message on the computer" while i got a beer.She came back to the kitchen and was more than slightly pissed!! she was mad at me already and didnt scroll down to see the punchline( I purposly scrolled it off the screen).I told her she missed something and asked her to look again and she smiled and gave me a kiss after reading it. Very true and funny!!thanks for gettin me out of the doghouse ....for a while!!

Yep, the best post here yet. Comparing women to beer is a touchy subject, unless it's done right.

 

[Allbutwet]

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Don't know why but this brings the fishermans lore of why a ship is called she to mind.
Why a ship is called she?
A ship is called a she because there is always a great deal of bustle around her; there is usally a gang of men about, she has a waist and stays; it takes a lot of paint to keep her good looking; it is not the initial exspense that breaks you, it is the upkeep; she can be all decked out; it takes an exsperienced man to handle her correctly; and without a man at the helm, she is absolutely uncontrollable. She shows her topsides, hides her bottom and, when coming to port, always heads for the buoys.
LoL

 

[1946Zephyr]

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Yep. What better way to describe a woman than that? They are uncrollable without us guys to steer them in the right direction. LOL

What good are we, without a good rod?