What do you want written on your tombstone?

[stan_deezy]

Thinking about what message I'd leave behind on my headstone when I go to the Great Boating lake in the Sky (not anytime soon I hope!)<br /><br />Spike Milligan wanted "See, I told you I was sick"<br /><br />So how about the rest of you folks? <br /><br />What message or epitaph might you want written about you?<br /><br />"Here lies Stan Deezy,<br />Annoyed because he thought electrics easy.<br />He was literally shocked to find,<br />That he was actually colour blind!"<br /> <br /><br />What I'd really like is:<br /><br />"This was the only way I could get away from the missus"

 

[crab bait]

Re: What do you want written on your tombstone?

' i've been dead before '<br /><br />'this is gettin' old'

 

[Link]

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Thats funny Stan <br />My fishing partner and best friend for 25 years were just talking about that last weekend. <br />We decieded who ever goes first that the other would Dance on their grave.. <br />For respect for the good things you have done. And for the friendship!<br />Dumb basturd!<br />I'm having my ashes scattered across the water! <br />Even if I go first, I still WIN!

 

[FLATHEAD]

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I could care less , I'll be dead

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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"Occupied"

 

[rolmops]

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You can't nag me here.

 

[Limited-Time]

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Waiting for arrival

 

[NMplayer]

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Where you are I once was<br />Where I am you soon will be<br />Remember me

 

[JasonJ]

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"Don't give any insurance money to your new boyfriend"<br /><br />or<br /><br />"I may be dead,<br />but I am still better in bed"

 

[txswinner]

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Here lies a good Christian gentle man.

 

[deeep water]

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i lived a good life had a good wife and son several great dogs and a whaler ,,life was great i hope it gets better

 

[CN Spots]

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" I see London, I see France..."<br /><br /><br />Spots

 

[Pony]

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"Livin the 'High Life'" (Miller slogan)

 

[bh357]

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"Wish You Were Here"

 

[JB]

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No tombstone. <br /><br />A tree, magnolia grandiflora, to be known by my descendants as "The JB Tree".

 

[K Hultgre]

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Pepperoni and Mushroom<br /><br />Tombstone is a frozen pizza mfg here in Mpls<br /><br /><br />"Tag,your it"

 

[Wimperdink]

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I still like the epitaph from the movie tombstone...<br /><br />Here lies Les Moore<br />died by 4 slugs from a 44<br />no les no moore

 

[roscoe]

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Originally posted by Kevin H.:<br /> Pepperoni and Mushroom<br /><br />Tombstone is a frozen pizza mfg here in Mpls<br /><br />

To heck you say. Mpls ???<br /><br />Tombstone Pizza Corp is a division of Kraft Pizza Com., <br />a Division of Kraft Foods NA, <br />a Division of Kraft Foods, <br />a Division of Phillip Morris, <br />a Division of Altria Group.<br /><br />Anyway, they are produced in Sussex WI, <br />Little Chute WI, <br />and Medford WI,<br />A few products that require a "hot press" to produce the crusts, are made at Nations Foods, and Little Lady Inc.<br />We also make DiGiorno, Delissio, and Jack's Pizza products.<br /><br />Just finished working a 12 hour shift, made Tombstone 12" Classic Sausage pizzas, Tombstone 12" Deluxe pizzas, Jacks Thin Crust Canadian Style Bacon pizzas, and Jacks Natural Rising Crust Canadian Style Bacon Pizzas. The other crews made Tombstone 12" Pepperoni, and DiGiorno Microwave 3 Meat pizzas.<br />We made over 460,000 pizzas in our plant today. !!!<br /><br />Gonna make a whole bunch (110,000++) tomorrow, Delissio Microwave 3 Cheese, for our customers in Canada.

 

[theriver]

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"there once was a man from Nantucket....."

 

[roscoe]

Re: What do you want written on your tombstone?

"whos foot was stuck in a bucket"