What do you want written on your tombstone?

[matthews_jim]

Re: What do you want written on your tombstone?

I want the last date to be WAY in the future.

 

[neumanns]

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Here lies neumann's 1971-2071<br />Shot in bed by a jealous husband!

 

[Holdimhook]

Re: What do you want written on your tombstone?

I believe it was written that Bob Hope, when asked the same question by his family, said, "Surprise me".

 

[RubberFrog]

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pineapple and jalapeno

 

[ZooMbr]

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Two things I want to be true when I leave this state (solid). A good husband, a good father and good friend.<br /><br />If true, short funeral (only thing needs to be said) if false, no need for a funeral, just throw me and shovel the dirt on.<br /><br />Wouldn't mind it on my headstone if true; so far family, and close friends, says it's true.

 

[Nos4r2]

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If found, please return...

 

[eeboater]

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Originally posted by roscoe:<br />

Originally posted by Kevin H.:<br /> Pepperoni and Mushroom<br /><br />Tombstone is a frozen pizza mfg here in Mpls<br /><br />

To heck you say. Mpls ???<br /><br />Tombstone Pizza Corp is a division of Kraft Pizza Com., <br />a Division of Kraft Foods NA, <br />a Division of Kraft Foods, <br />a Division of Phillip Morris, <br />a Division of Altria Group.<br /><br />Anyway, they are produced in Sussex WI, <br />Little Chute WI, <br />and Medford WI,<br />A few products that require a "hot press" to produce the crusts, are made at Nations Foods, and Little Lady Inc.<br />We also make DiGiorno, Delissio, and Jack's Pizza products.<br /><br />Just finished working a 12 hour shift, made Tombstone 12" Classic Sausage pizzas, Tombstone 12" Deluxe pizzas, Jacks Thin Crust Canadian Style Bacon pizzas, and Jacks Natural Rising Crust Canadian Style Bacon Pizzas. The other crews made Tombstone 12" Pepperoni, and DiGiorno Microwave 3 Meat pizzas.<br />We made over 460,000 pizzas in our plant today. !!!<br /><br />Gonna make a whole bunch (110,000++) tomorrow, Delissio Microwave 3 Cheese, for our customers in Canada.

Word up babeeeeeeeeyyyyy Lets hear have a shout out to Sussex!!

 

[RubberFrog]

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Now there is a claim to fame!

 

[Gold Bear]

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"I'd rather be fishing".

 

[LadyFish]

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Actually, my tombstone will be a fish attractor with my ashes mixed in the cement. My survivors will sink it at my favorite fishing hole. I guess I will have my name, DOD, and GPS numbers. I'm sure someone will think of something cute to put on it. <br /><br />This way when they want to come and say a few prayers, they can bring their rod and reel and have a good time and catch a lot of fish. <br /><br />Just think, if the whole family does it, we could have a brand new fishin reef.

 

[oddjob]

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Originally posted by neumanns:<br /> Here lies neumann's 1971-2071<br />Shot in bed by a jealous husband!

PS-here lies a man who knew how to live..lol

 

[QC]

Re: What do you want written on your tombstone?

Originally posted by Hang'n In:<br /> Two things I want to be true when I leave this state (solid). A good husband, a good father and good friend.<br /><br />If true, short funeral (only thing needs to be said) if false, no need for a funeral, just throw me and shovel the dirt on.<br /><br />Wouldn't mind it on my headstone if true; so far family, and close friends, says it's true.

Puuurfect. Works for me!!

 

[technostingray]

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"Will that be a LARGE Pizza?"

 

[Kalian]

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Yeah, some of that stuff aint gonna fit on a small or medium!

 

[ZmOz]

Re: What do you want written on your tombstone?

"Ha ha ha...suckers!"<br /><br />Later they all find out I left my millions to my 19 year old girlfriend...

 

[deputydawg]

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I fought the good fight, I finished my race, I kept the faith. All is well with my soul.

 

[bekosh]

Re: What do you want written on your tombstone?

This space for rent.