What is Celibacy?

[aspeck]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."​

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'​

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?' ​

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.......... ​

 

[BoatBuoy]

Re: What is Celibacy?

I like that and passed it on. Thanks.

 

[marlboro180]

Re: What is Celibacy?

Took me a moment... Good one.

Quoted from a wall hanging at my grandparents cottage:

He who knows no peace gets no piece at night.

 

[rbh]

Re: What is Celibacy?

The wifey read it, looked at me, smacked me in the head, no sense of humour

 

[HappierWet]

Re: What is Celibacy?

Yeah, HAD to borrow that one.
LMAO

 

[avenger79]

Re: What is Celibacy?

The wifey read it, looked at me, smacked me in the head, no sense of humour

you said "what a coincidence same as your's" didn't you? LOL