What is this thingy?

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Re: What is this thingy?

. I?m not sure why my Boss came with a 12 v compressor (no directions) but I figured that one would be useless. I fired up the 150 gallon 7-1/2 hp compressor.

I plugged my chuck into the Bosses value and Boom! The Boss exploded. I must have been out for a few minutes. I woke up in the captain?s seat; my head must have hit the helm. Clearly I was delusional. The last thing I can recall seeing was a large head, red lipstick and tonsils. Again Rogersjetboat454 was right these things are loud.

There lay my Boss in a thousand pieces to small to tell what this Boss thingy looked like. I picked up a small piece and there it was, MADE IN CHINA. My Boss was cheaply made, defective and malfunctioned. Rogersjetboat454 was right again this one must have been made at the wrong time of the month.

I will not let this expensive lesson deter me from searching for a functional Boss thingy. Many of my fellow boaters say there are a few out there. But its buyer beware!

P.S don?t buy bubble gum at that ****?s. It tastes like rubber.

Is it a normal response for me too feel guilty and a bit shameful after an explosion of this nature with a Boss thingy? I just feel I should have done more. Turned up the heat a bit more, maybe not so quick on the mounting.

I'm sure this type of incident is not covered under the terms and conditions of the warranty.

Of course you should feel guilty. You disregared the instructions and used a Tim The Toolman air compressor. And you definately voided all warranties.
And now your looking for forgiveness????

Remember....what goes around comes around. Buddy your screw**.

 

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Re: What is this thingy?

To clarify for the OP ( those in Tech Support may relate....) :


Request for Technical Support, Incident #99-02-14-01

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to BOSS 1.0, and I can find no documentation on several features.
For example, BOSS 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as RunAnywhere 10.3 and StayOut 2.5 cause freezes.
Also, the new program has spawned a couple of unexpected child processes that have taken up a lot of space and resources.
I was considering going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but there does not seem to be a "revert to previous state" feature.
Can you help me?

Registered User #10-1-13-5-19
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Response to User #10-1-13-5-19, Incident #99-02-14-01

We receive many inquiries to this perceived problem. However it is almost always the result of a common error.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to BOSS 1.0 with the idea that BOSS 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment program.
This is a serious misconception.
Although BOSS 1.0 includes many Utilities and Entertainment functions, BOSS 1.0 is actually an entire Operating System...the acronym stands for Basic Operating System Supreme...or BOSS. It has been designed to run everything.
Warning! Do not try to: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install BOSS 1.0 can be disastrous, resulting in the loss of valuable system resources.
You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0. BOSS1.0 is not designed to do this.
Many have tried "workarounds". These only complicate the situation.
For example, some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or BOSS 2.0 and found the problems persist.
Others, in an ill conceived attempt, have tried to run Girlfriend 2.0 in the background while BOSS 1.0 is running. This almost always results in serious system conflicts, possibly leading to a non-recoverable system crash, and at least a 50% reduction in system resources.
We recommend you keep BOSS 1.0 and adjust a few user input parameters.
I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). Should a GPF occur, the best course of action will be to push the Apologize Button then Reset Button as soon as lock-up occurs.
The system will run smooth as long as you provide needed maintenance time.
To free up CPU time and improve performance be certain that you have terminated your several search and scan routines.
Because each copy of BOSS 1.0 is a uniquely configured system, no single manual will cover all enabled features.
New users should first consult with those who have been running BOSS 1.0 for many years before installing a copy yourself. You should consider joining one of our established local users group to discuss your specific configuration.
Remember, the installation of BOSS 1.0 can allow maximum system potential, particularly when used with supplementary applications. For example, killer apps Contentment 2.5 and Reliability 6.12a have been known to max out when run with TLC 2 and Communicator 5.0.
There are no plans for upgrades; BOSS 1.0 was designed to work for a lifetime.
End of response

I'm guessing there are a lot of members who's boss never visits these forums.

Well my BOSS is a member.....this is what she brought home from work yesterday. BTW we're not married.

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I?ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don?t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Best to you,
Tech Support