What's The Difference{JOKE}

[THE-TAZ]

A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.<br />Cop says, "License and registration, please."<br />Guy says, "What for?"<br />Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."<br />Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."<br />Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and<br />registration, please."<br />Guy says, "What's the difference?"<br />Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop.<br />License and registration, PLEASE!"<br />Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop,<br />I'll give you my license and registration."<br />Cop says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."<br />At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh!t out of the guy and says..."Do you want me to slow down or stop?" <br />Actual name of the officer has been withheld due to the fact "BUBBAKAT" gets upset when you tell stories on him!! <br />Taz

 

[JGREGORY]

Re: What's The Difference{JOKE}

Bubba you wouldn't

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: What's The Difference{JOKE}

Now, that's what I call justice!!<br /><br />Kenny

 

[bubbakat]

Re: What's The Difference{JOKE}

Would,have,and will<br /> thought I hid those reports

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: What's The Difference{JOKE}

Yeppers, I have met bubbakat, and yep, he would/does/will

 

[aspeck]

Re: What's The Difference{JOKE}

Bubba, I am shocked that you would use such violence to resolve a minor misunderstanding! You should be ashamed of yourself. Better hope Jerry Shapiro isn't a member of iboats!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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ahhhh, aspeck if you only knew.<br />The stories he tells.

 

[RICKRICK1]

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waaaay to go bubbakat <br />Keep up the good work <br />you are my hero!!!!!!

 

[bubbakat]

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aspeck when I get up every morning my wife slaps me like flathead would kick a old knucklehead so doing that I can't slap back because off to work I go. IFFIN I was to slap her back they would put me in jail so there fore they pay me to take all my hate and discontent out on the streets <br /><br /> BTW sbn easy big fella some of those were told in confidence

 

[aspeck]

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