Carphunter
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Re: Where is the outrage??
SBN, i'm a honkey too! <br /><br />.......why, just the other day at "HA", (Honkeys Anonymous), we were discussing what makes a good honkey, and here is what we came up with, you must at least be able to relate with two of the following:<br /><br />#1 Must have creamy white skin, no tan. (Farmers tan is acceptable).<br /><br />#2 Must have two grills, one gas, one charcoal.<br /><br />#3 Must have one vehicle that is a four wheel drive. (Should be a little rusty too).<br /><br />#4 Must regularly watch NASCAR, Wrastlin or American Chopper.<br /><br />#5 Must either dip or chew something.<br /><br />#6 Must be a Fisherman and/or a Hunter and willing to eat roadkill.<br /><br />#7 Must have more hair on your back than your head. (Hair in the ears is a plus, but not required).<br /><br />#8 Must have burped the alphabet at least once in your life. (....or at least broken wind in a company meeting).<br /><br />#9 Must have tried to burn leaves in your yard using a "little gas".
<br /><br />#10 ........and, must be able to operate a manual transmission while picking your nose.<br /><br />If two or more of these apply to you, then you too could be a honkey. There is no cure.<br /><br />Excuse me now, I gotta go shave.
SBN, i'm a honkey too! <br /><br />.......why, just the other day at "HA", (Honkeys Anonymous), we were discussing what makes a good honkey, and here is what we came up with, you must at least be able to relate with two of the following:<br /><br />#1 Must have creamy white skin, no tan. (Farmers tan is acceptable).<br /><br />#2 Must have two grills, one gas, one charcoal.<br /><br />#3 Must have one vehicle that is a four wheel drive. (Should be a little rusty too).<br /><br />#4 Must regularly watch NASCAR, Wrastlin or American Chopper.<br /><br />#5 Must either dip or chew something.<br /><br />#6 Must be a Fisherman and/or a Hunter and willing to eat roadkill.<br /><br />#7 Must have more hair on your back than your head. (Hair in the ears is a plus, but not required).<br /><br />#8 Must have burped the alphabet at least once in your life. (....or at least broken wind in a company meeting).<br /><br />#9 Must have tried to burn leaves in your yard using a "little gas".
<br /><br />#10 ........and, must be able to operate a manual transmission while picking your nose.<br /><br />If two or more of these apply to you, then you too could be a honkey. There is no cure.<br /><br />Excuse me now, I gotta go shave. 
