Why fishing is better than sex

RetNav

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When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. <br /><br />Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught. <br /><br />In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught. <br /><br />You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go. <br /><br />You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish. <br /><br />You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum. <br /><br />Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
 

tylerin

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

You have to admit, no matter what your doing, a little nibble gets your heart pumping :D
 

JB

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

Best of all, I can still fish. :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

And you can catch a different fish every day, several times a day without worries of getting caught yourself :D
 

POINTER94

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

I can't even imagine for at least 2 more months.
 

Ross J

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

You can tell your mates about your fishing conquests!<br /><br />You can kiss a fish and no one worries!<br /><br />You can return home smelling like the toilet door of a trawler and your wife won't confront you!<br />Ross
 

rolmops

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

I don't know, but I sure hate to spend the night with a cold fish..<br />I hear things can be quite frigid while ice fishing...
 

BR549

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

Once you catch a fish, it is considered good sportsmanship to take a picture of it then throw it back...
 

ChrisMcLaughlin

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

I you happen to wake up next to an ugly fish, you don't have to chew your arm off just to get away quietly!! :eek: :eek:
 

Carphunter

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

lol at mellow. :D <br /><br />(edited) I'll just go ahead and laugh anyway mellow. ;)
 

Mod4

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Re: Why fishing is better than sex

Sorry MY, had to ditch that last post.
 
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