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1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?<br /><br /><br />2. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?<br /><br /><br />3. Why is there an "s" in the word "lisp"?<br /><br /><br />4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?<br /><br /><br />5. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?<br /><br /><br />6. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?<br /><br /><br />7. Finally, why, oh why, are you still reading this?<br /><br /> 
