Widdle Wabbits

OBJ

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Got this one today and split a gut. Had to share.<br />Don't know if I'll get busted for this one or not.<br /><br />Widdle Wabbits:<br /><br />A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the seetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?".<br /><br />As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"<br /><br />She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice......<br /><br />"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."<br /><br />Enjoy.
 

Topmason

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Re: Widdle Wabbits

:D Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, now that's funny. I don't care who ya are!! :D
 

bubbakat

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Re: Widdle Wabbits

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Homerr

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Re: Widdle Wabbits

HAHAHAH!!<br /><br />Roflmao.<br /><br />H.
 

aspeck

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Re: Widdle Wabbits

You got me on that one! Just came out of nowhere and smacked me upside the head! Now I gotta clean the coffee off the monitor AND keyboard!
 
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