wine vs water

[steve201]

Wine vs. Water

WATER

It has been scientifically proven that if we
drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


WINE

We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or
rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process of
boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK WINE

It is better to drink wine and talk **** than it is to

drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information, as I am doing it as a public service and
because I have a kind heart.
8)8)8)

 

[jimlad]

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thanks steve201 i' ve been telling the wife for years alcohol is good for me now theres proof.8) 8)

 

[Boomyal]

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:%8)

 

[rolmops]

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Not to puncture your balloon,but where exactly is wine boiled?

 

[Bob_VT]

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Note to self: Be cautious of wine from Everett, WA .... it may have been boiled! :^

 

[steve201]

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"or
rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process of
boiling, filtering and fermenting."

guys....you can't be THAT dumb or mentally challenged to think that wine is boiled...everyone knows that beer is boiled....that's what it is eluding too!!:^

 

[OldMercsRule]

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8)

 

[Plainsman]

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I'll open a beer to that!

 

[Bob_VT]

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Lighten up dud and get you facts straight!!

"guys....you can't be THAT dumb or mentally challenged to think that wine is boiled...everyone knows that beer is boiled....that's what it is eluding too"

Now do the math and check your information sources.....

Water weighs approx 2.19 lbs per liter
Multiple that by "1 liter of water each day" and that would mean that in a single liter of bottled water would have a significant volume of bacteria by weight.... enough to be visable to the human eye....

Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces is more commonly spread via poorly cooked meats and is only desroyed by high heat.

Wine requires no heat to produce...... fermenting and alcohol production do not kill Escherichia coli bacteria and if that were the case drinking a glass of any alcohol beverage would prevent anyone from being contaminated.

You need to get you E coli poo facts together!

 

[brother chris]

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Hmmm...I think I will have a glass of wine now. 8)

 

[steve201]

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man...this is a long winter....people sure are testy this time of yr...I'm going for beer and popcorn....


and Bob-vt....can you say.....it's.......(repeat after me)....it's.....a.............jooooooke!!!!.....

very good.....facts not required.....have a laugh..and a beer...

 

[puddle jumper]

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yup and thay say a glass of wine a day is very god for you.Glug and that beer was good to8)8)8)8)

 

[puddle jumper]

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PS pickled $h1t is better than poop straight out of the tap.8)8)

 

[Link]

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Seems some things never change.
In our early years it was safer to drink "spirits" than water.
Now it is healthier to drink "bottled" water...than tap water..
Hmmmm

 

[Kiwi Phil]

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I think the joke missed one fact.
All tap water from water treatment plants is sterilized.
Easy-ist way is to add chlorine.
I also thin wine is over-rated.....give me a beer or whiskey.

Cheers
Phillip

 

[levittownnick]

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I think we should take this in the "Spirit" in which it was intended (wine, whiskey, beer, women & song). :devil::devil::devil:

 

[rwise]

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Pass me another beer! ddd

 

[Coors]

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What about a BOILer-maker?

 

[technostingray]

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Wine vs. Water

No contest. This a variation of the old joke about the Chemstry proffesor who dropped a worm into a bottle of water and another in a bottle alcohol. The worm in the water swam happily around while the worm in the alcohol died. When the proffesor ask for conclusions the reply from the dieing achoholic in the back rooms was: If you drink water you will get worms. All things in moderations. Is what the scripture tells us.