Would my helix anchor design hold in a hurricane ?

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anchors,

Yesterday I watched some pilings get installed and that water pipe jet thing just sank effortlessly at least 10 feet down .


How about just copying the old drywall anchor design and put it on a thick wall pipe and sink it with a water pump same way ?





OK patent attornies this post proves I thought of it first.

 

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Wait why use a pipe and not rectaguler steel tubing hinges and a backstop ?



Or square and put 4 grapples